Merry Christmas, and an update!

So this time around, you voted off a poor old man who just wanted to get back together with his family (The Ghoul – 1933). Have you no shame you bunch of heathens???

 

That’s exactly what’s wrong today. We need some religion! With all these bloody movies, scantily clad girls running around, monsters, killings, and who knows what else, we have lost our way. So we’re going to spend this whole next Holy week getting some religion into you!

 

And what better way to do that, than with everyone’s favorite man of the lord (just don’t ask which lord)…

That’s right kiddies, for Christmas this year, not only are you getting a week full of Holiday horror movies hosted by Santa’s scarier elves but also a visit from the man himself, the one and only Sinister Minister!

 

Also, no voting this week, as it’s Christmas, and Lurch is on vacation…